I was tagged over the holidays by a handful of people but currently I can only remember Billy Calderwood John Smulo and Fernando Gros.  Although it's well into January I want to respond and my apologies to the rest of you.  Hopefully my highly spiritual blogging friends will demonstrate their profoundly mature and substantial "heavyweightness" in their postures of mercifulness towards my tardiness which could easily be mistaken for neglect.  I've decided to be brief so….

Five things you should know about me: 

1) When tagged I pander.

2) When tagged I exaggerate.

3) When tagged I make-up words.

4) When tagged I break all comma usage rules.

5) When tagged I get overtly snarky.

Oh, and some other things:

1) I am a Pentecostal Christian who regularly speaks in tongues (and more!).

2) I am a trick roller skater and can 'shoot the duck' backwards (although the last time I did it, I got pretty hurt!). 

3) I was a rock and roll groupie until age 21.

4) I live about 10 miles from Malibu Beach (I cannot even defend this).

5) I have a tendency to do twice the amount of work required for the simplest of assignments so I'm often behind.