It's a well known fact amongst my friends that I make up words and phrases to suit myself. Even I, however, could not come up with some of the linkages, typos, mash ups and mutilations that appear in the search terms of my sitemeter on a regular basis. (See last month's Search Term Awards.)
So, now I've decided to make it official. I've added a humor category. Once a month, I will present to you the depth of spiritual substance that permeates the backend of this seemingly shallow blog. Here, dear readers, are your search terms:
- typepad to make virtual people say stuff (wholly different than wordpress to make virtual people say stuff)
- curse of the digital spirituality
- listen to the bible written by jack hayford
- holy bib (not to be confused with holy diaper)
- dieting with christian blogs
- dangers of church mentoring onliners (not to be mistaken for mentoring with one liners)
- what is an epod of the bible (Google fetches me because it sometimes cannot interpret between epod, ephod and iPod, not that it matters, because you could cover yourself with either. Better yet, get an iPhone which can be all things to all men, camera, phone, mp3, tv, web, underwear, whatever)
And last but not least:
- Cynthia's computer college (if only I could charge tuition)
Again, readers from all over the world, well for that matter cyberspace, include the the U. S. Government & the U.S. Department of State, Asbury Theological Seminary, Pepperdine University (ok, so these are the ladies at my church) North Carolina A&T State University and MIT. From Apple to Intel, from wifi hotspot NetherlandsSchiphol, Noord-Holland to Serbia and Montenegro to Kota Kinabalu, Sabah Malaysia, they've all stopped by.
I guess just about everyone is still interested in the Church and technology.
I won't tell you whose search terms are whose. What's your traffic like?
Wow, I knew Jack has written many books, but I did not know that he WROTE the Bible. Pretty impressive!
-Retecha
Funny, Cynthia.
For some oddball reason, I’m getting a ton of hits from searches for Carlton Pearson. Fully 20% of all the unique search terms SiteMeter knows about are all about the good heretic Reverend Pearson.
There’s really not much humerous about this, but apparently there’s a lot of speculation that Pearson has come out of the closet, that he’s divorcing his wife and that he’s gay. Of course, I haven’t seen those stories in the news, so it’s probabliy wishful thinking.
But the searchers are looking for answers, as revealed by their search queries, such as:
carlton pearson goes bad
carlton pearson has cancer
carlton pearson has lost his mind
Beyond that, I have people searching for:
angry kindergarteners
aog mind control
big kids in diapers
can episcopals wear makeup?
farrah fawcett
Personally, I’d like to think these are all related, somehow.
Rich
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